Sunday, April 3, 2011


Hello Fuck up.

You were doing so well. What happened to you? Tomorrow your work schedule is shitty. I think you also deserve a shitty menu so here it is....

                   You may partake in 300-700 Calories a day and that is it.

                   For every 100 calories you go over you will punish yourself with 2 laxies and 3 shots of    

                   Keep it up and you will have to drink Red Bull at 10 pm.

                  You are expected to work out 90 minutes 5 days per week.

I did this to myself....I am pathetic. I will use this regimen to become stronger. 

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